In the grand old tradition of attempting to enjoy oneself while grading, or at least not poke one's eyes out with the red pen, I offer the following fabulous sentences from this round of student papers.
- At 10:20 PM hypatia said...
Every year I correct students for attempting to illicit responces from children.
It's like affect/effect only much funnier.
Someone today also wrote:
Neurons are inherit properties of the brain.
- At 9:34 AM Supadiscomama said...
Awesome. My favorite first line ever was written for a colleague's freshman comp class:
"I love guns, I love government, but I also love to sing."
- At 5:44 PM Ms.PhD said...
these made me laugh.
i'm confused about which word though. amber? mustered?
sigh. i hope i will find grading amusing, if ever i find myself doing it. i have a pretty dark sense of humor so it might suit me nicely.
- At 10:57 PM Anonymous said...
Is this even appropriate? I wouldn't want some idiot teacher posting parts of my paper without my permission.